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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 8:39 AM | Message # 1 |
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| Today, my husband came home from work to find me sobbing because my cat died. He tried to comfort me, telling me that death is a natural process of life. Angered, I yelled, "You have no idea how I feel!" He then reminded me of the car accident that killed both his parents. FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 8:46 AM | Message # 2 |
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| Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 8:58 AM | Message # 3 |
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| Today, when I left Walmart, it was very dark outside. I noticed a man following me, and when I got in the car, my doors were unlocked. He knocked on the window. I turned the keys but they didn't work. I was terrified so I called the cops. It turns out he and I have very similar cars. FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 9:05 AM | Message # 4 |
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| Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 9:06 AM | Message # 5 |
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| Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 9:08 AM | Message # 6 |
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| Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 9:09 AM | Message # 7 |
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| Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 9:09 AM | Message # 8 |
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| Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 9:10 AM | Message # 9 |
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| Today, I woke up two hours late for work. Turns out my parents had got home drunk after I'd fallen asleep, and thought it would be funny to take my phone (which I use as my alarm) and prank call all my friends. Now I don't have any friends or a job. FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 9:12 AM | Message # 10 |
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| Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 9:13 AM | Message # 11 |
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| Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going. FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 9:18 AM | Message # 12 |
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| Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 9:19 AM | Message # 13 |
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| Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 9:23 AM | Message # 14 |
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| Today, I decided to call the number a cute guy had scribbled onto a napkin and given to me. I was greeted by, "Hello, this is Dr. Allen's office." Surprised, because I didn't remember his name being anything close to Allen, I asked who Dr. Allen was. She's a psychologist. FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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| paddy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-08-18, 9:29 AM | Message # 15 |
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| Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML
we're better than anyone. We're also the coolest cause in real life we could beat the crap out of anyone. I could beat up any clan leader of a rival clan in real life too. We're so cool, like COOL BEANS....also..we're the MOST HUMBLE clan too! © ILBT
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I'd love to take him on :i
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