um. this happened 3 years ago and since paddy talked about his near death experience i thought i would tell you mine (not all 8 but the closest to actually dieing one) 3 Years Ago me and my grandfather were riding home from a car dealership in Batesville Ar. (55miles per hour Cruise set on) a man runs a stopsign out in from of us and we T bone his truck. (the truck went from 55mph to 0 in 2 feet) i flip out of my seat belt hit the dash of the truck bounce hit the windshield and the hood pops up and stops me from flying out knocking me Unconsious for a complete day. and for 3 weeks after that i couldnt remember 2 minutes before present timel.
i was in th park on my bike and there was a hole in the ground. i was going fast and i when i hit the hole i flew over the handle bars and my penis fell off
Poor fish i hope each of you stay healthy and for that we must thank God. success is like a fart, only one's own is tolerable.
[04:26] `sDc<>sstrooper: i cant hold my love in for you any longer [04:26] `sDc<>sstrooper: im taking it out on the sofa. [04:27] `sDc<>Mike Lowrey: deeply disturbing but [04:27] `sDc<>Mike Lowrey: YEAH RIP THAT SOFA UP!
