Dear Mr x, You come to me on the day of my daughters wedding and ask me for a favor, of how to get rid of the blood, and its smell, from yours hands.
Now listen closely, you need to purchase some bacon soap, (see this website for the image http://www.walyou.com/blog....bar.jpg )
As you can see from the image the blood will rub straight onto the soap from yours hands, leaving the soap bloody and your hands nice and normal!
Hope this helps..
Love Dr Pank
Theme tune:
If you've got an issue... Talk to Pank!
If you need a tissue... For a Wank!
If you've done something wrong... Talk to Pank!
Or bought the wrong size thong... And you need a Spank!
Then come to Pank cause hes got the answers ok nigga!?