ok how long till they comment 
Added (2010-06-30, 3:37 PM)
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lol soz my my imaciancy 
( is that even a word? )
lol
Added (2010-06-30, 3:44 PM)
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HEY ALL AGAIN READ THIS 
bacon is bacon eggs is eggs don't let them boys between your legs they say your cute they say your fine 9 mouth later they say it aint mine!!!
TEE HEE :d
Added (2010-06-30, 3:49 PM)
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READ THIS... FUNNY AS HELL polish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of the bar and order a drink.
The polish guy calls the bartender over and says "whatever she is drinking give her another one and tell her it is on me."
The bartender replies "I don't think you want to do that."
"What do you mean?" yells the polish guy, "Send her the drink!"
"O.K." the bartender replies, "but I don't think it is a good idea."... See more
"And why not?" asks the polish guy.
The bartender leans over the bar and very softly says "because she's a lesbian."
"I don't care, send her the drink." says the polish guy.
So after the lady gets her drink the polish guy very casually strolls down to the other end of the bar and sits down next to her and says, "so what part of Lesbia are you from?
LMFAO!
Added (2010-06-30, 3:59 PM)
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HERES AN INTERETING FACT FOR YOU ALL : A Blue Whale produces 400 gallons of sperm every time he ejaculates and only 10% goes into his mate. Ever wondered why the sea tastes so salty? LOL!
Added (2010-06-30, 4:03 PM)
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AND ANOTHER : Women are magical, They get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, make boneless meat rock hard..
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEE HEE
Added (2010-06-30, 4:07 PM)
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[size=22]NOW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE
[size=16] REASONS WHY I DON'T VISIT RICH PEOPLE!!!
Question: "what would you like to drink... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate or coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
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Q: "Ceylon tea, herbal tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?"
A: "Ceylon tea please"
Q: "How would you like it? black or white?"
A: "White please"
Q: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
A: "Milk please"
Q: "Full cream, low fat, or fat free?"
A: "um-mm... I'll rather have black tea"
Q: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
A: "Sugar please"
Q: "Beet sugar or sugar cane?
A: "Sugar cane please"
Q: "white, brown or yellow sugar?"
A: "Just forget about the tea I'll have a glass of water instead, please."
Q: "mineral or still water?"
A: "Mineral water"
Q: "flavored or non-flavored"
A: "HEY FUCK SAKE MANN!!!!! JUST GET ME WATER FROM THE RIVER... I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHICH RIVER, AND STOP ASKING ME TOO MANY QUESTIONS JHEZZZ!!!!!!!!"
THa